SEC Fans and Lightbulbs

I know that Meg is going to kill me for this one, but it's funny!!!

How many SEC fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
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At Vanderbilt it takes two. One to change the bulb and one to call Daddy for
the American Express number to pay for it.

At Georgia it takes three. One to change the bulb, and two to phone a friend
at Georgia Tech and get instructions.

At Florida it takes four. One to screw in the bulb and three to figure out
how to get high off the old one.

At Alabama it takes five. One to change it, one older person to talk about
how Bear would have done it, one to throw the old bulb at Auburn students, one
to blame the bulb burning out on Phillip Fulmer, and one to place the call
to Tommy Gallion's office to report the burned out bulb.

At Ole Miss it takes six. One to change it, two to mix the drinks, two to
find the perfect Brooks Brothers outfit to wear for the occasion, and one to
stroll through the Grove to announce the replacement of the old bulb.

At LSU it takes seven. And each one gets credit for four semester hours for
it. For bulbs in New Orleans, add four more individuals, one relief worker,
one National Guardsman, and two FEMA representatives.

At Kentucky it takes eight. One to screw it in, and seven to discuss how
much brighter it shines during basketball season.

At Tennessee it takes ten. Two to figure out how to screw it in, two to buy
an orange lampshade, and six to phone a radio call-in show and talk about how
Phillip Fulmer is too stupid to do it and doesn't have anybody on his
offensive staff who can do it either.

At Mississippi State it takes fifteen. One to screw in the bulb, two to buy
the Skoal, and twelve to shout, "GO TO HELL OLE MISS, GO TO HELL!!!"

At Auburn it takes 100. One to change it, 49 to talk about how well they do
it better than Bama, and 50 who realize it's all a lie.

At South Carolina it takes 80,000. One to screw it in, and 79,999 to
discuss how the old ball coach will have a great football team next year.

At Arkansas it takes none. There is no electricity in Arkansas.