musings from a lost beachgirl

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Well Duh!!!

Guys, if you can dance without looking like you're writhing in pain, you're aces in my book. There is nothing sexier than a guy that can dance, whether it's the two step, the waltz, or just dancing at a club. I once dated a guy that could dance oh so well... I should have married him! If a guy can dance to "Let's get it on" properly with his lady, whew, the sky's the limit... But now there's a study that confirms what I have thought all along.

Women Find Symmetrical Dancing Men Attractive
Women find men who are good dancers attractive because they are more symmetrical, according to a new US survey.
Women were asked to rate men after watching them dance. Men who danced in a lop-sided manner were not found to be attractive.
However, men also found women who dance symmetrically attractive, although they are not as fussy, according to researchers at Rutgers University in New Jersey.

I'm anxious to hear what y'all have to say about this...

14 Comments:

Blogger Barry S. said...

I will admit it: I am a drunk dancer. I suppose liquid courage helps dissolve my dancing-related phobia.

I have been told that I don't look like a complete idiot when I dance, though.

On the flip side, I can do practically everything else sober, which has to account for something.

1:02 PM  
Blogger Rolligun said...

Baby, get the rug and the scissors cause i'll cut it up!

not really, i just couldn't resist the oppurtunity to sound retarded,

I will dance, but only for survival purposes.

1:11 PM  
Blogger beachgirl said...

pk- The same reason they do studies that say smoking while pregnant causes birth defects- I saw that one released AGAIN today..

barry s.- liquid courage is good.. a drunk dancer? I know the type

RG- hey babydoll... good to see ya.. what do you consider survival purposes??lol

1:15 PM  
Blogger beachgirl said...

pk- oh yeah.. I think the drunk goggles go on and EVERYTHING looks better, including the dance moves...

1:16 PM  
Blogger meghansdiscontent said...

Oh gosh,
Like they needed a damn study to know that women equate dancing with attractiveness . . and why didn't they mention WHY lopsiding dancing is NOT attractive???

Because if they're going sideways on the floor, what the hell are they going to do in bed??

And I don't know about you people, but I have no NO no desire to boink sideways until I fall 3 feet to my floor. I'll stay on the mattress, thank you . . unless we were somewhere else to begin with.

Ya know, couch, floor, counter, tabletop, washing machine, sink, shower . . .

Oops, maid's here - gotta go!

Thank god she's cleaning all those places I just mentioned.

1:22 PM  
Blogger beachgirl said...

Meg- are you saying that you got lucky this week and that's why you're glad the maid is cleaning?? Did Coyote Mike visit you?? You dirty,dirty girl!!! ;)

1:25 PM  
Blogger beachgirl said...

pk- no, meg has a maid.. 25 years old and she's got a maid... bitter,very bitter...

1:36 PM  
Blogger meghansdiscontent said...

I think PK's dirty mind was doing a lead in to a porno flick.

I saw "Meghan, a maid . . . "
And then suddenly my head was filled with:

Bow, chicka, bow booooww
(cheezy porn music)

And don't be bitter, Beachgirl! If you want a maid, get one!

1:41 PM  
Blogger beachgirl said...

Who deleted??
Oh good heavens- pk, you're as bad as CS!!

Meg- if I made the dollars you did, by gosh I'd have a maid... and a cabana boy... you should look into getting one of those.. then again, if you invited Coyote Mike to your house, I think he would be more than happy to play the part... that boy is crazy about you!!

1:52 PM  
Blogger trueborn said...

bow chicka wow wow.
Yeah!
If you can dance guys.
Women will love you. You can even dance with other guys girlfriends if they are to scared to dance.
S'okay I'll dance with your women.
Beachgirl Megs....
Cue the music.

2:48 PM  
Blogger meghansdiscontent said...

Trueborn!
My hero!

3:31 PM  
Blogger Modern Day Stonewall said...

oh man these comments bring back some good memories. good 'ole beer goggles.. and crazy, reckless, retarded dancing. lol.

but hmm.. about the post. Yeah, I've always wanted to know how to do all the traditional dances, but never have learned. I'm looking to take classes this semester.. just need to find a darn teacher. I'll definately be taking classes at the Citadel.. of course. I can't be an officer without knowing how to dance.

SURVEYS = STUPIDITY

3:56 PM  
Blogger meghansdiscontent said...

I'm with Laurie.
We have a guy friend that we LOVE because he's willing to go out on the dance floor with us and let us do bad, bad things to him.
BUT . . . we all acknowledge privately that the boy CAN NOT DANCE. CAN NOT.

Can. Not.

Sadness.

5:38 AM  
Blogger Kate said...

There's a six-pack minimum on dancing in this household.

This lady once told me that her husband only wanted to dance when he was drunk and then you didn't want to dance with him.

6:09 PM  

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